Please marry me, we can have an 80s wedding, me in pink merangue, you in powder blue tux (yeah, you know you want it!), Queen Le-ti-ti can be bridesmaid (never the bride, please NEVER the bride – John Lewis cant do merangue in THAT size), we can have cucumber sandwiches and KP Skips for the reception, you nkow it baby, nothing but the best for you my little Roi-Roi!
We can live in a council flat in Archway in swee-ee-eet harmony!
Dear Roisin,
Please marry me, we can have an 80s wedding, me in pink merangue, you in powder blue tux (yeah, you know you want it!), Queen Le-ti-ti can be bridesmaid (never the bride, please NEVER the bride – John Lewis cant do merangue in THAT size), we can have cucumber sandwiches and KP Skips for the reception, you nkow it baby, nothing but the best for you my little Roi-Roi!
We can live in a council flat in Archway in swee-ee-eet harmony!
Hugs and leg rubbing,
Queen D-B
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